Battlefield Medics

Here’s another poem about our beloved Medics

Me and my clan were stuck in a battle,
When all of a sudden i felt a big  rattle,
My hands were shaking, my fingers went stiff, when i spotted this WOOKIE up in a rift

So there i was staring up at the sky,
When all of a sudden i got a revive,
I stood on my feet holding onto to my guts,
When all of a sudden i’m biting the dust

The WOOKIE was jumping and dancing with pride,
When all of a sudden ANOTHER revive,
So there i was standing back on my feet,
When this almighty big crack put me back in a heap

The WOOKIE was dying from laughter within,
I looked at the MEDIC with a deathly white grin,
He took out his zappers and ran over with pride,
I thought to myself  “WERE ALL GONNA DIE”

He zapped me again when the WOOKIE was scoping,
OH MY F**KING GOD YOUVE GOT TO BE JOKING,
Once again, i lay there brown bread,
This MEDIC is surely F**KING brain dead

The MEDIC revives me and i’m not impressed,
I’ve come to the conclusion, this MEDICS a pest,

By this time the MEDIC is dead,
ALL hail the WOOKIE he’s now laid to rest

We all love a MEDIC when the timing is fine,
But for F**K sake dont do it when the flag is NOT mine

So for all of the MEDICS who keep us alive,
Remeber your team mates and DONT just revive,

Please dont revive us when the going gets bad,
COZ next time you do it, your gonna be tagged

Thank you for your time and all stay alive,
Just watch for the MEDIC who loves to revive

NORSE B2C

BUSH WOOKIES

It was a night to remember in Panama Canal,
When i came across something that smelt so foul,
I looked to my left and looked to my right and couldn’t see nothing within my sight,
I crept around and felt a bit crookie when all of a sudden a GOD DAMN WOOKIE,

I shot at him he shot me back we then ran around like dogs on crack,
I lay on the floor rolling in laughter, its like a fairy tale A HAPPY EVER AFTER
The WOOKIE is dead I shout down the mic when along came his freind the dirty little TIKE,
We danced around like Torvil and Dean when i pulled out a pistol and blew out his spleen,
He spawned at B with furious anger,
You cant catch me you silly Flanker !

Well that was it and crying with joy when along came his buddy “THEWOOKIEBOY”,
He looked at me, i looked at him, i gave him the most dirtiest ugliest grin
He looked on the floor and saw his dead mates,
He ran like a Cheetah, on roller skates

Well this is the end and now off to the bookies,
Lets be a nice clan and all hug the WOOKIES

B2C clan !!!!

BLACK OPS VS’S BATTLEFIELD

So, there is was palying Battlefield last night, when HEY PRESTO i get logged of BFBC2 !

What a suprise, so i log back on and join another game where as usual, i was kicking ass when WTF, KICKED OFF AGAIN ! FFS god damn BFBC2 servers ! So, i join another game and 5 minutes into playing, BOOM kicked again.

By this time, i am completely going RADIO RENTAL and my waife and baby are looking at me in a weird and unusual way as the air turned blue with anger ! My son thought it was funny at this time to throw one of his toys at me which hit my screen, which was NOT funny, the little monster 🙂

Anyways, i carried on to which me old mate dvotee came on to play as well. Guess what, we were both kicked off numerous times and got really fed up with it.

With that, i decided to download the new maps for Black OPS First Strike. Once loaded, i then started to play the new maps and beleive it or not, in my opinion, they are actually quite good. There was NO lag or server issues and GUESS WHAT, I had a full party every single time. Dont get me wrong, i still love BFBC2 but sometimes, its nice to get onto a different game and kick ass ! LOL

My opinion is…………….. Its good to have First Strike as it is a good addon when BFBC2 fails as you will guaranteed a good nights gameplay.

So, at the moment, i am favouring BOFS as its a good solid game with no disruptions or lag at the moment but we shall see in the near future as lag issues do play a big part in  MW games.

happy hunting

NEW STIG – TOP GEAR

Hi Folks

Well, just starting watching the new chapter of  Top Gear on BBC2 to which i am a mad fan. I have been to a few shows held at Earls Court, London which was excellent and great fun.

BUT….. SOMETHING has been bothering me ! Who is the new Stig ?

As always, everyone who watches Top Gear always thinks the same ! BUT….. i think i have the answer as to who the NEW STIG is !!!!!!!!!

As i say, being a Top Gear avid fan, i have watched practically every series and everyone they have made, and i have come to a conclusion on who it is !

If you remember back a couple of series, Top Gear were talking about racing drivers who brake with their LEFT FOOT. Well, there is only 1 driver known who only uses this left foot and that is Micheal Schumacher! BUT WAIT….. if you remeber the serious where Jeremy Clarkson went to the Nuremburg ring where he was driving the Jag and also where Hampster was driving the Ford Trasnit van. On them 2 episodes, Sabine the German Racing driver was using her Left foot to brake which was mentioned by her that only Michael Schumacher and her can only do because its too hard to accomplish. If you noticed on the van scene, there was a camera by the foot peddles which showed her using her LEFT FOOT.

Well, on Sunday’s (30th JAN 2011) where it was the Top Gear Australia vs’s Top Gear UK where a number of races took place. One of the races we used Stiggy to which again, there was a camera by the foot peddles and GUESS WHAT…… the driver was using the LEFT FOOT for braking…….. Very suspicious !!!!! The Stigg also seemed to be short in height which Sabine is as well. Now it Cant be Michael Schumacher as he’s busy in F1 OR is he ?

I dont think it would be MS as he has already appeared on Top Gear playing a hoax as Stiggy but who knows, i could be totally and utterly WRONG in all aspects !

Well, if you are a Top Gear fan, Its just a little brain teaser to see if YOU can work out who the stiggy is.

I’m gonna stick with my opinion and stay with Sabine as she always seems to have little parts on Top Gear and with the old Stig being revealed by the press and Stupid actions being brought against him, it maybe was a little short notice to find another Stig to which Sabine was brought on. LETS FACE IT, she is a superb driver and a well known face in Germany.

Once again, I could be 1000 percent wrong and barking up the wrong tree !!!!! We will find out soon enough !!!

Happy thinking Top Gear Stiggy fans !!!!!!

Battlefield BC2 V’S Black OPS First Strike

Hmmmmmmm Decisions, Decisions ?!

What to do !

So, the question is……. Do i get the new Black Ops First Strike, or stick with BFBC2 ???????

Do i really want to get the new game “First Strike”, when i didnt really think much of  Black OPS when it came out !

The problem lies with BFBC2 coz i’m having soo much fun and having a good time playing with freinds, but its sometimes nice to swap over and have a little fun on other games.

hmmmmmmmmm…………. BFBC2 or BOFS ………. damn damn damn

SOD IT, gonna take the plunge and get it later. Watch this space for my comments to see wether to get it or AVOID it .

See, the reason i am confused is due being a little deflated with BFBC2. Dvotee and myself have been playing everynight to which we have seen some unusual but interesting moments. We have noticed that some players (mainly lvl 50’s) are taking whole clips with our M16’s and G3’s and NOT dieing, to which they trun around, shoot us once and BOOM WERE DEAD ! This has happened now for about 3 nights ! We are not the most excellent awsome players, but we can hold our own with more kills than deaths. We are now experiencing more deaths than kills at this point which seems a little fishy and unfair (MAYBE WE ARE SHYTE AND JUST GETTING PWND). Is anyone else having these problems ?

The reason could also be something to do with the Internet and ping rates. We could just be having local internet problems and having a slow period. OR it could just be that we are getting OLD and the younger players are super quick !!!

Well, watch this space for a review on BOFS

Laters

BFBC2 Killing Machine

Hey guys

I had the best night on BFBC2 with me ol’e mate Dvotee last night. As usual, me and Dvotee were running around capturing bases and kicking people BUTTS ! As usual, i was just running around like a headless chicken firing at anyone is see move including my own players OOPS until we came to the end of the match when i was amazed at my score ! WTF am i seeing straight ? 48 kills 23 deaths ! holy shit and it wasnt even recorded, BUMMER !

One day, i will get a recoding device and prove to you that i can be an ultimate killing machine ! NOW hands up who wants to be on my team 🙂

GOD, i remeber those days at school and i never got picked until last, UP YOURS old school class enemies !!!!!

I have just read DVOTEE’S post on last night, and thanks matey, its quite nice to see someone who cares 🙂 QUICK GET ME A BUCKET !!!! joking. I would say its all in the wrists and NO I AM NOT A TOSSER !!!! just ultimate skill and seeing the baddies i.e. SNIPERS, I HATE SNIPERS !

Speaking of Snipers, i was 2 snipers nemesis last night, so up yours BUSH WOOKIES !!!

Laters

BFBC2 Incredible Fighting

Well, what can i say !

This game and my gaming experience just seems to get better and better !

So there i was sitting in a tank minding me own business keeping baddies out of the base when all of a sudden BOOM ! RPG done me up like a kipper ! natural reaction was  to get out quickly and run for my life ! BANG ! DIRTY CRAFTY SNEAKY DISGUSTING ASSWIPE bush wookie takes me out ! “Thats it” i thought to myself, your gonna get it now like a dog on heat ! pop pop pop went my gun and WOLLA, 1 dead sniper ! I HATE SNIPERS !!!!

Then, me ol’e pal buddy chum Dvotee comes online ! HAD TO LAUGH at Dvotee with his new G3 CROC OF SHIT gun ! all i could hear was “Bloody Gun, FFS I SHOT HIM etc etc ” use the m16 like i keep telling you, NOOB

Anyway by this time, he’s killed around 3 people and let off 3000 rounds in the G3 while i calmly run around with my trusty M16 owning people asses. Anyway, while myself and Dvotee are having fun, Tye comes on and joins our group ! OMFG all 3 of us finish always in the top 3. We are gonna be a feared team, i can see it !

Oh btw, if any comments are made about me shouting “ERM GUYS, IVE JUST SANK THE TANK” i wont be very happy LOL ! It wasnt my fault i swear. This pond just showed up around my tank which it sank ! STUPID TANK ! EPIC FAIL

Do NOT get in any tanks or jeeps or Quads with Dvotee and Tye ! they are like animals on some kind of class A substance while drunk as skunks ! LEARN TO DRIVE YOU 2 !!!!

Well, thats all for now and lookin forward to another night of BFBC2 bashing !!!!

Laters all

BFBC2 Another Amazing Night !

Hey all

Last night was another night to remember on BFBC2

So there i was playing on my own for a good couple of hours, when Tye Webb joins my group. Well before Tye  joined, every game was a loss and i had more bullet holes in me than a swiss cheese, BUT then HEY PRESTO Tye’s a medic ! no more holes and lots of medi kits all around us, yahoo.  I stayed alive more than i ever had.  Cheers Tye 🙂

After a couple of hours of playing like RAMBO and Tye being George Clooney like in ER saving our bacon, Dvotee joins our group and OMFG, we were like blood thirsty animals wanting revenge on all the snipers and wonna be hero’s ! Unlucky boys, we kicked your ass and you could not touch our flags !!!!

Anyway, after hours of non stop laugh’s, i finally reached lvl 22 YIPPEEE 🙂 This is what i have been aiming to get for days and YES, i have the G3 gun with reports on how powerfull and good it is ! WHAT A CROC OF SHIT ! maybe its just me and probably is, but this gun cant even fire straight. It was all over the place and didnt cause any damage to the enemy, so i have gone back to the gun which doesnt have much damage but i think, and this is my own opinion, KICKS ASS and thats the M16 ! great gun, acurate,quick fire and hurts when you get hit by it. At last, i have found my balance and look forward to many nights with my freinds on BFBC2

Watch out fellow BFBC2 competitors !

Cya all soon

Damo

Why the name Norse Valkyrie

Hey All

Incase you are wondering why the name “Norse Valkyrie”……. its something that made my spine tingle and chills down my spine !

It all started when my misses, OOPS Sammy i mean,  was watching the film MAX PAYNE when i noticed this weird dark entity appear on the screen. As i started to stare more at the screen, i thought to myself, WOW that looks cool and the name sounds cooler to which i named my XBOX character NORSEVALKYR1E. I beleive that Norse Valkyrie is apparently a Guardian of the Battlefield during battles who protects its armies from evil and destruction. The only guardian i ever had during a battle is the mates who ran off down the road leaving me stranded 🙂 JOKING !!!!

I Spose i am a little weird when it comes down to EVIL stuff i.e. Devils and Ghosts & Ghoulies (NOT GOOLIES as in mens bits you twisted minded people out there !) Anything to do with spooky stuff, please comment as i could share some of my pant staining experiances i have had over the years MMMWWWAAAHHHHHHHHH

Anyway

Happy Gaming

Damo